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[vernard]

*checks his watch and is shocked at the time*

*Fumbles around in closet for an apron*

*empties contents of pantry onto kitchen table*

*stairs vacantly at the pile of foodstuffs*

*rethinks plan*

*takes out cell phone and tries to find food he can have flown in from Jersey*

*hangs up cell phone pointedly dejected

happy birthday jerseygirl1

I didn't get the food shipped in but its the thought that counts eh? :-)

Comments

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

You didn't call Mom, did you... she would send you whatever you want! :-)

Ya know, as long as I have you, Bro, I don't need Wawa coffee, TastyKakes, pork roll, birch beer, good pizza, etc.... :-)

YOu better be coming out tonight!

[(Anonymous)]

I can't make it out tonight. I have a sick cat that I'm at home monitoring for 24 hours :-(

I'll give you a call when you are out during your night of drunken debauchery though :-)

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

Ha! I called you first!

And yes, they made me drink three shots of tequila!

BASTARDS!

[(Anonymous)]

Shoulda flown in Pork Roll. Everyone from Jersey knows about Pork Roll.

[firewalker138.livejournal.com]

err that was me ... somehow I got logged out on this PC

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

And I gotta admit, I miss pork roll!