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[vernard]

*checks his watch and is shocked at the time*

*Fumbles around in closet for an apron*

*empties contents of pantry onto kitchen table*

*stairs vacantly at the pile of foodstuffs*

*rethinks plan*

*takes out cell phone and tries to find food he can have flown in from Jersey*

*hangs up cell phone pointedly dejected

happy birthday jerseygirl1

I didn't get the food shipped in but its the thought that counts eh? :-)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Shoulda flown in Pork Roll. Everyone from Jersey knows about Pork Roll.

[firewalker138.livejournal.com]

err that was me ... somehow I got logged out on this PC

[jerseygirl1.livejournal.com]

And I gotta admit, I miss pork roll!