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Jan. 20th, 2006 01:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vernard*checks his watch and is shocked at the time*
*Fumbles around in closet for an apron*
*empties contents of pantry onto kitchen table*
*stairs vacantly at the pile of foodstuffs*
*rethinks plan*
*takes out cell phone and tries to find food he can have flown in from Jersey*
*hangs up cell phone pointedly dejected
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jerseygirl1
I didn't get the food shipped in but its the thought that counts eh? :-)
*Fumbles around in closet for an apron*
*empties contents of pantry onto kitchen table*
*stairs vacantly at the pile of foodstuffs*
*rethinks plan*
*takes out cell phone and tries to find food he can have flown in from Jersey*
*hangs up cell phone pointedly dejected
happy birthday
jerseygirl1I didn't get the food shipped in but its the thought that counts eh? :-)
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Date: 2006-01-21 04:55 am (UTC)And yes, they made me drink three shots of tequila!
BASTARDS!