A twist on a meme...

[vernard]

Post something about me that never happened that you wish had happened.

Keep it clean and no references to my phd :-)

Comments

[madame-foo.livejournal.com]

that I'd come to one of your parties AND that you'd have an Afro to Rival Pam Grier's in Coffee!!!!!

[enchant.livejournal.com]

There was the time that you won the lottery 4 times in 1 week in different states. You must have been traveling a lot to get all of those tickets, but to get the winning ones? Amazing. It was also nice of you to rent out the GA Capitol building to throw a flashers party. And the fountains filled with margaritas, smashing, litterally!


Nice!

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Ahh, how well I remember the Robot Rampage of 2004, wherein much of downtown Atlanta was flattened by a seventy-foot metal monstrosity, belching flames and spraying death rays and laser death beams in every direction, while vernard's maniacal laughter echoed evilly off flattened buildings and swirled amidst the smoke and the screams of jellied passersby flattened by the robot's tramping feet.

.........oh, no, wait, that was an alternate universe.

cheers,
Phil

I really shouldn't be encouraged this way...

[teague.livejournal.com]

Oh, V! Do you remember the time you hit the lottery and decided to take all your good friends to Vegas and you took me too? And we actually rented a special poker room to play a massive game of Dungeons and Dragons in. That was so fucking cool. You let me play my Vally Elf Bard. Remember him? "OhmiGods! Is that a holyvorpleavengingdancingsword in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me! Gag me with a plus 5 spoon!"

hehehe!

Then you had these show girls all flirting with you and shit. That was so fun. The really pretty one kept rolling crits for me. I really liked that. Her name is Stella, and I'm taking her home. OH! and we all like entirely wasted the buffet's crab legs. hehehe. That was so great. We got Wayne Newton to roll up a fighter, even though he didn't stay long.

And the best part...There was a People Who Annoy Us convention, and we got to run through the hotel with paint guns. I shot Bitchtits up really good, and pushed him in the pool. There was poo in it.

Good times, man..Good times.

[st-darwin.livejournal.com]

That time in 1994, when you signed up to manage the ISP Davide founded in 1993. (Boy did we miss that boat... real jobs, my shiny metal ass.)

Alternatively, the time you proved that since Christ was born in 4 BC the world should add four 'missing years' to the calendar. Of course, this triggered the Y2K crisis four years early, before it had been fully patched...

[arasirsul.livejournal.com]

Mine's real simple: I wish we'd've put a few more banisters in jeopardy over the years. :)

-JDF

[mieper.livejournal.com]

so there was that time when all'y'all got a group rate and flew up to oregon to paint the town red :)

[dprescott.livejournal.com]

Oh that one time - at band camp...where you, me, Ronald cook, and Mr. Emery read the necromonicon out loud and summoned Cthulu!