Between the two of them, I'm honestly thinking I'll vote for my neighbor's dog. Why?
- He's outspoken, knows where he stands on the issues. ("People in the parking lot!! That's wroooong! Arf-arf-arf!" "Delivery man next door!! That's wroooong! Arf-arf-arf!")
- He's very diplomatic and has a very refreshing foreign policy. ("I shouldn't pee on my own tree--I'll pee on that one over there in the neighbor's yard instead!")
- He's capable of truly uniting people under a common cause (We all hate the dog equally. It's a bond.)
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timeasmymeasure
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Date: 2004-10-15 05:40 pm (UTC)- He's outspoken, knows where he stands on the issues. ("People in the parking lot!! That's wroooong! Arf-arf-arf!" "Delivery man next door!! That's wroooong! Arf-arf-arf!")
- He's very diplomatic and has a very refreshing foreign policy. ("I shouldn't pee on my own tree--I'll pee on that one over there in the neighbor's yard instead!")
- He's capable of truly uniting people under a common cause (We all hate the dog equally. It's a bond.)
Yup. Snuffles gets my vote.