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Do your absolute best to convince me that your candidate should be President. Please specifically list how your candidate will be different than the other cnadidates that are running and why that decision is the correct one.

Do not, I repeat do NOT, comment on other folks entries. I just want to see what You think in your own head.

Sorry...

Date: 2004-10-15 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thanophile.livejournal.com
Between the two of them, I'm honestly thinking I'll vote for my neighbor's dog. Why?

- He's outspoken, knows where he stands on the issues. ("People in the parking lot!! That's wroooong! Arf-arf-arf!" "Delivery man next door!! That's wroooong! Arf-arf-arf!")

- He's very diplomatic and has a very refreshing foreign policy. ("I shouldn't pee on my own tree--I'll pee on that one over there in the neighbor's yard instead!")

- He's capable of truly uniting people under a common cause (We all hate the dog equally. It's a bond.)

Yup. Snuffles gets my vote.

Re: Sorry...

Date: 2004-10-17 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabrina-pandora.livejournal.com
Guess the lighter side wasn't what anyone eas looking for in this one, huh?

Re: Sorry...

Date: 2004-10-17 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thanophile.livejournal.com
I'm guessing not. ;)

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