Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day!
Jan. 19th, 2007 09:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vernardI got this from my brother Vincent the other day!
January 18th was Slap Your Co-Worker Day.
Ththe official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday :
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your“assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!”
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a GREAT DAY!
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I’m kinda glad that I didn’t read it until today. I can only imagine the amount of slapping that I would have occurred otherwise.
January 18th was Slap Your Co-Worker Day.
Ththe official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday :
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your“assault” must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-ass always messing up stuff!”
* If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a GREAT DAY!
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I’m kinda glad that I didn’t read it until today. I can only imagine the amount of slapping that I would have occurred otherwise.
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Date: 2007-01-19 03:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-19 03:32 pm (UTC)(He likes to leave snotty remarks and notes on copies of mistakes in red ink. Among his many other endearing qualities.)
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Date: 2007-01-19 05:28 pm (UTC)By me. My hand would have been a bloody stump after slapping the crap out of 2 of my coworkers.
*sigh*
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Date: 2007-01-20 06:15 am (UTC)cheers,
Phil