Oct. 3rd, 2005

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*Rummages through a pile of clothes and lingerie*

*Scurries around piles of boxes of shoes*

Fusses with a pile of wigs*

*presents himself in full drag as Frank N. Furter*

Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] belzarak

*hurries away quickly to get out of the get-up before the cameras show up*
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Question: When a woman dates after a long relationship, the man is called a "rebound man." When a man dates after a long relationship, the woman is called a "transition woman." Why is that?


Answer: They're both basketball terms. The woman is going from defense to offense. The man is just trying to score.


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