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Vernard Martin ([personal profile] vernard) wrote2005-10-20 05:07 pm

Dieting Tips

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you

[identity profile] trincula.livejournal.com 2005-10-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if it's bad English that actually kills people? :)

Side note - I was finally able to get my pics set up for LJ. Yeah!